Feeling like your pants are a maze of stinky confusing parts?
Need a way to liberate your undercarriage?
Yearn to find wonderment beneath your pantsuit?
You are not alone.
Get yourself some geese teeth (available from your local Shaman or regional Gooseman).
Attach your goose tooth to your belt buckle or the waistband of your undergarments, and prepare to experience the wonderment of invigorated underwealth. Your holes and tubes will feel light and airy, you’ll experience engorgement in your intimates, and your penstrumental festomeers will be tingling with liveliness.
Better health, through the mouth-region of geese.
